Well done!

Treating this piece as non satire for a moment: there's hardly anywhere in the world a MAGA-head can move to and find it as or more conservative than what the Trumpublican party is trying to create.

I can think of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and maybe Turkey... and that's about it, unless Poland drifts further right.

Of course, if you mostly just want an authoritarian country there are places like Russia and the ...istans. Hey that's an idea! Go hang with Borat!