I get that this is satire, but it's definitely something that's actually going on. The Fed has pumped $3 trillion into the economy, and $3 trillion has gone into stocks since the March bottom. Based on several news reports, it looks like a lot of stimulus checks went straight into day trading accounts as soaring online stock and option volumes show. With the quarantine halting most spending (and gambling), the public seems to have moved their money into betting on the stock market. Yes, the market is going up at the moment, but what happens when the Fed stops pumping?