Agreed. I just tried.

To be less snippy, if you have any desire at all to be able to read scientific studies, start with Dr. Peter Attia’s Studying Studies series. There’s nothing in it about being overweight or body positivity, just a good intro to how to read and understand them. Once you know how to do that, there’s a whole world of IMO cool and interesting stuff if you’re looking to learn how the world actually is, to the best of our knowledge. That keeps expanding and being modified, which, to me, is the coolest part.